My girlfriend, Marcy, is one of those people who has a remedy for everything. Need a pain reliever? Marcy has one in her purse.  Did you accidentally pull the hem out of your skirt or trousers? Marcy’s got a sewing kit with her. So, the other day she was telling me about staying up all night with her neighbor whose husband was sick in the hospital.  I complimented her on how rested she looked and she told me that she used external hemorrhoid treatment under her eyes to lessen the puffiness.  I